His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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