Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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