He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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