It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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