why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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