I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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