If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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