Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
