Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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