So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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