one two three fourrrrnication!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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