Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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