i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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