Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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