There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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