Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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