The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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