At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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