Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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