I'm passing your future prison.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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