marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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