Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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