I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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