Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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