The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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