Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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