i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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