im drinking this country out of the recession.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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