Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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