Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Dignity is for republicans.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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