don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
