i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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