I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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