I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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