More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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