I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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