Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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