My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
