yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
