Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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