did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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