Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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