is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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