You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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