My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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