so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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