Its about making memories worth repressing
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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