It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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