New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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