It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
